Friday, March 28, 2008

Photoshop Express is here!




Editorul online de la Photoshop cu functii de baza cum ar fi crop, rotate etc. cu un spatiu de stocare de 2GB. Are o interfata extrem de intuitiva si e foarte practic pentru lucrul on the go.

"Give your friend a tragically oversized head or get rid of the mole on his cheeck that's the size of a small asteroid."

se gaseste aici.

Steve Jobs Appleised

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Do You Speak Lolspeak?




Lolspeak? WTF?!
Pai hai sa google si sa wiki :)

O HAI!


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Do You Origami?



Tot ce tine de Origami se gaseste, bineinteles, pe origami.com

Cum se face o balerina, un elefant, un alien, un inger etc. aici.




video via core77

Monday, March 24, 2008

Top 5 reasons why “The customer is Always Right” is wrong

Daca toata lumea cu un oarecare habar in CRM si nu numai, credea ca tot timpul se aplica regula "Clientul are intotdeauna dreptate", iata ca nu e asa. Uite si de ce!


1: It makes employees unhappy

2: It gives abrasive customers an unfair advantage

3: Some customers are bad for business

4: It results in worse customer service

5: Some customers are just plain wrong







via Alex Brie

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Snake Jailbird



Snake Jailbird, or simply "Snake" as he is usually referred to, is Springfield's resident recidivist felon, always getting arrested but rarely appearing to stay in jail. He speaks with a "Valley Boy" accent, mixed with a hint of upper-class English that belies his criminal status (This accent makes him one of the coolest Simpsons characters). He is partial to fast cars and fast women, and has a knack for reckless abandon.

Snake has been shown to have a son, whose name is Jeremy. He appears to be raising his son to be much like himself: in the episode "Pygmoelian", he helps his son steal Lisa's bicycle, and beams with pride when his son exclaims, "Daddy, I'm stealing!" His ex-girlfriend Gloria (who is a trafic officer) briefly dated Montgomery Burns, but then came back to him.


from wikipedia

Saturday, March 22, 2008

La Tortilla




La Tortilla rulz!

Splaiul Independentei 2F
duminica-joi 9am-3am
vineri, sambata - non stop

'otometic'




Friday, March 21, 2008

Unkle si Apollo 440

Pe langa Cypress Hill, Manic Street Preachers, Kaiser Chiefs, Roisin Murphy (Moloko), Nelly Furtado si Judas Priest, se mai anunta pentru B'ESTFEST si Apollo 440 si Unkle :)



mai multe pe bestfest.ro

Mario's Real Face

Cica asa ar arata Mario in realitate. E socant cand te gandesti ca milioane de copii sunt fanii unui asemenea pedofil :)

via notcot.org

Outsourcing

Toata lumea face outsourcing.


via Savage Chickens

Monday, March 17, 2008

Brown Nosers



Ciunga anyone?

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Customer Service: The Art of Listening and Engagement Through Social Media




Customer Service: The Art of Listening and Engagement Through Social Media lui Brian Solis e un e-book foarte bun ce abordeaza CRM'ul in era Social Media. Se ia de aici in format .pdf





via socialmediatoday

Stewie Live!



Fa-l pe Stewie sa spuna/faca orice aici :) :)


via Smoking Cool Cat

Free Family Guy Episodes

Cuplul perfect!




De la sine inteles!

Men love




Ce-nseamna sa ne mearga bine!

Friday, March 14, 2008

iPod Skins

http://www.skinizi.com/
Skin'uri pentru iPod touch, classic, video, nano 3G, nano 2G, iPhone.
Caut in continuare skin'uri care se pot personaliza :)







via Wired Blog

How to hypnotize a man

Photoshop Disasters

Hahaha.. un blog cu cele mai nereusite 'opere de arta' in Photoshop :)



o mana in plus..



un buric in minus..

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Se lanseaza HULU!



Astazi se lanseaza HULU, cel mai nou (si mai puternic?) concurent pentru YouTube. Acesta, creat de News Corporation si NBC a fost anuntat inca de asta vara si versiunea beta a devenit functionala inca din octombrie. Proiectul a pornit de la lupta celor doua corporatii impotriva distributiei ilegale ale propriilor materiale video pe YouTube.

HULU ofera seriale de top ca The Office, Prison Break, Bionic Woman, House and Bones, House MD, The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, dar si clasice cum ar fi Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Miami Vice, Arrested Development etc.

HULU are alaturi parteneri puternici ca AOL, Comcast, MSN, MySpace si Yahoo care vor distribui si materiale video pe propriile site'uri.





***din pacate HULU nu e disponibil INCA si la noi.. bullshit!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Sunday, March 9, 2008

ATB in Kristal pe 8 martie



Foarte foarte tare! ca de obicei, de fapt :)








Saturday, March 8, 2008

pingg



Am descoperit pingg de vreo luna si mi se pare cea mai tare solutie pentru invitatii si management online de evenimente :)

Se pot trimite invitatii pe e-mail (doooh!), sms, Facebook si se pot face si print'uri. Din punct de vedere al factorului 'stylish' nu se compara cu alte servicii de genul asta (sendomatic, evite etc.)





Friday, March 7, 2008

S-a dat drumu' la SDK'ul pentru iPhone


In sfarsit s-a lansat pe 6 martie Software Development Kit'ul pentru iPhone, eveniment mult asteptat de apple-isti!

Evenimentul se poate vedea aici.

via ars technica

Ganduri despre casnicie

“Am citit recent ca dragostea este doar o chestie care tine de chimie.
Probabil de aceea sotia ma trateaza ca pe un deseu toxic.”

David Bissonette


“Cand cineva iti fura sotia, nu este o razbunare mai buna decat sa-l lasi sa o pastreze.”

Sacha Guitry


“Dupa casatorie, sotul si sotia devin doua fete ale aceleiasi monede; nu pot sta fata in fata, dar totusi stau impreuna.”

Hemant Joshi


“Casatoreste-te orice ar fi. Daca vei avea o sotie buna, vei deveni fericit. Daca vei avea una rea, vei deveni filozof.”

Socrates


“Femeile ne inspira la lucruri marete si apoi ne impiedica sa le realizam.”

Alexandre Dumas


“Marea problema ... la care nu am fost capabil sa raspund ... este :
Ce doreste o femeie ? ”

Sigmund Freud


“Eu i-am spus cateva cuvinte sotiei mele si ea mi-a raspuns cateva paragrafe.”

Anonim


“Unii m-au intrebat despre secretul lungului meu mariaj. Iata-l :
Ne facem timp sa mergem la restaurant de doua ori pe saptamana. Lumanari, cina, muzica in surdina si dans. Ea merge marti, eu vineri.”

Henry Youngman


“Terorismul nu ma ingrijoreaza. Sunt casatorit de doi ani.”

Sam Kinison


“Este o cale de a transfera banii mai rapid decat transferul electronic. Se numeste mariaj.”

Janes Holt McGavran


“Doua secrete pentru un mariaj fericit :
De fiecare data cand gresesti, recunoaste.
De fiecare data cand ai dreptate, taci.”

Nash


“Cea mai buna modalitate de a-ti aminti ziua de nastere a sotiei este sa o uiti o data.....”

Anonim


“Am avut ghinion cu ambele mele sotii. Prima m-a parasit si a doua nu.”

Patrick Murray


“Stiti ce faceam inainte sa ma casatoresc ?
Orice voiam.”

Henry Youngman


“Eu si sotia mea am fost fericiti timp de treizeci de ani. Apoi ne-am intalnit.”

Rodney Dangerfield


“O sotie buna isi iarta intotdeuna sotul atunci cand ea greseste.”

Milton Berle


“Un barbat a dat un anunt la ziar cu textul : Caut sotie.
A doua zi a primit o suta de scrisori in care scria : Ia-o pe a mea !”

Anonim


“Un tip : -Sotia mea e un inger
Altul : - Esti norocos, a mea inca traieste”


“Un politist opreste un betiv sa-l legitimeze. Apoi il intreaba :
Unde mergeti ?
Merg la o conferinta despre efectele nocive ale alcoolului si cum te ajuta acesta sa devii un ratat.
Faci misto de mine, cine tine conferinta la ora 12 noaptea ?
Sotia mea ... si cred ca o sa participe si soacra-mea.”


deja stabilisem oricum ca femeia nu-i ca omu, nu? ca doar noi suntem aia care umblam cu fel si fel de rahaturi :))


via Djorkaeff

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Charles Montgomery Burns


Charles Montgomery Burns, normally referred to as Mr. Burns or "Monty" Burns is a recurring fictional character and antagonist in the animated television series The Simpsons. He is the owner and CEO of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and Homer Simpson's boss (and often his arch-nemesis). He is attended to at almost all times by Waylon Smithers, his loyal and sycophantic aide, advisor, confidant and secret admirer. Mr. Burns is Springfield's richest and most powerful citizen; Forbes estimates his net worth at $16.8 billion, placing number 2 on the Forbes Fictional 15 list. He uses his power and wealth to do routinely what he wants without thinking of consequences or interference from the authorities. These qualities led Wizard Magazine to rate him the 45th greatest villain of all time.

His trademark expression is the word "Excellent", muttered slowly in a low, sinister voice while tenting his fingertips. He also frequently orders Smithers to "release the hounds", resulting in his vicious guard-hounds attacking intruders or people he hates. Another common catchphrase is spoken when he is told the man in question is Homer Simpson and says "Simpson, eh?"


from wikipedia

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Nerd Tests

My nerd scores:


I am nerdier than 51% of all people. Are you a nerd? Click here to find out!


NerdTests.com says I'm a Cool High Nerd.  What are you?  Click here!

Are you a nerd? A geek? Idiot? No-lifer?

via nerdtests.com

Ursul in calduri si ariciul

Ursu' iese din viziuna, dupa o iarna lunga de hibernare, cu mare chef de f.... Vestea se duce repede, asa ca toate animalele se ascundeau, care pe unde. Ursu', furios la culme si cu o erectie infricosatoare, ajunsese sa rascoleasca tufisurile - unde da peste arici. Ariciu', ghinionist, abia trezit si el din hibernare, se face ghem de frica. Ursu' - intorcandu-l pe toate partile - "Undeee-i p*zda ma?!?! Unde ai tu, ma, p*zda?!" Dupa cateva momente de panica, ariciu', cu vocea gatuita de frica, zice "Nenea.. io n'am p*zda!.." Ursu', continuand sa-l rasuceasca febril - "Pe unde vorbesti ma?!?!"



via juvo.weblog.ro

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Sean Kenney - Art with Lego Bricks





Genial :) si face si la comanda!

mai multe aici.

Bitzu's HTC Touch Cruise




Bitzu intr-o noua era

Monday, March 3, 2008

American Gods de Neil Gaiman gratis




American Gods de Neil Gaiman se poate citi gratis pentru o luna aici.





via misc

Roisin Murphy de la Moloko la B'estfest 2008



Da da daaa! Roisin Murphy de la Moloko vine in iulie la Bucuresti in cadrul B'estfest :)
Alte nume anuntate sunt Kaiser Chiefs si Nelly Furtado.

Moloko is good shit!!

mai multe pe bestfest.ro

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Come tomorrow live




later edit: avem si filmuletz :) courtesy of dienutsa