Thursday, January 31, 2008

Femeia nu-i ca omu'

Exista unele femei care, in loc sa-i faca sa sufere pe mai multi barbati, asa cum e firesc, se concentreaza asupra unuia singur, pana il extermina. Acestea se numesc "fidele".

via Emil

Burger King in Romania


In sfarsit se va deschide Burger King si la noi! La sfarsitul anului trecut s-a semnat franciza. Banuiesc ca se va deschide intr-un mall care e in constructie.. acum sa vedem in care :)
O sa intram si noi in randul lumii mancand whoppere :) :) :)


later edit: am descoperit si o sursa oficiala.

Liberty Parade 2008

S-a anuntat deja Liberty Parade 2008 pe 2 august. Avem si promo:

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Vine ATB* pe 8 martie?


Vine ATB pe 8martie la Bucuresti in Kristal? Site-ul oficial ATB anunta ca da, ar veni. Mai anunta ca vine chiar si la Timisoara. Pe myspace.com se confirma. In schimb nights.ro anunta cu totul si cu totul alta mancare de legume peshte.
Deci.. WTF? Cine ne lumineaza?



update 9 martie:

poze aici.

QuickBlock



QuickBlock e un super joc freeware compatibil cu orice smart phone Sony Ericsson cu UIQ3. Tot ce trebuie sa faci e sa te misti si sa ramai in viata. E destul de obsedant si imi aduce aminte de un joc identic pe calculator, numai bun de jucat in perioadele plictisitoare de la birou.

Am record pana acum de 56 de secunde. Si sper ca o sa creasca!

se ia de aici.

A modern kid's school day


La noi, in cazul puilor de ciorbari autohtoni cred ca e mai popular un profil de hi5 cu multe multe comment'uri decat un blog.. sau mai stii?

foto via The Cincinnati Enquirer

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Slick


*Suport pentru ICQ, Yahoo!, AIM, MSN, Google Talk, Jabber
*Smiley'uri specifice fiecarui protocol
*Arhiva
*Transfer de fisiere (doar pentru Yahoo!)
*E inca in curs de dezvoltare, asa ca sugestiile se fac pe forumul producatorului

Pana acum.. cel mai bun program de genul asta.. dupa parerea mea! (a nu se confunda cu fring, care am spus ca e cel mai bun pentru voce - via Skype)

Se ia de aici.

Monday, January 28, 2008

Who the fuck is Elodia?


Cazul Elodia este un subiect prost. Tot ce e prost se vinde. Normal!

Ideea e ca m-am saturat de personajul asta pana peste cap, chiar daca nu am mare habar despre poveste.

In ciuda ignorantei mele, iata ca Elodia a devenit atat de populara incat i s-a facut profil si pe hi5, comunitatea care incurajeaza prostitutia intelectuala prin tzaranisme si profiluri cu cat mai multe bling bling'uri.

Si pe cine are Elodia la 'Friends'? Mda.. ati ghicit!

Pe-ni-bil!





Sunday, January 27, 2008

Postam repede pana se trezeste GTZ si se prinde ca am parola de la Blog... Mesaj: "Bine ca nu ti-ai uitat si capu la mine!"

powered by Jack Daniel's




Big girl you are beautiful!!!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Fring


cea mai tare aplicatie pentru VoIP nominalizata si la Sony Ericsson Content Awards 2007

compatibila cu:

Skype, MSN Messenger, ICQ, Google Talk, SIP, Twitter, AIM & Yahoo!







se ia de aici.

Friday, January 25, 2008

Am intalnit si oameni bolnavi. Bolnavi rau.

“In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The weeklong endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”




via digg.com

Cel mai mare fan


"da' nu se vede mana!!!"



"aaah.. da' e mana mishcata!!!!"

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Trentemøller - Moan



via dienutsa

Romanian profanity (from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)

Pejoratives

These are words generally used of or toward a person, expressing strong distaste in them or their actions.

Fundaş, poponar, curist, bulan and găozar all refer to male homosexuals, roughly the equivalent of "faggot", literally meaning something like "ass user". All of these words are derived from other slang words relating to the anus or buttocks. A word formed in a similar manner is pizdar, which is a womanizer or "skirt-chaser": someone who is obsessed with women. Bulangiu, which is generally translated as "faggot", is used of a man who doesn't want to do something that he should do. It is a harsher equivalent of "slacker". There are many other words referring pejoratively to male homosexuals, but those discussed here are generally the most common.

A puţoi is the possessor of a puţă (see below). It is used either as an insult towards someone suspected of having a small penis, or a rough equivalent to "punk", that is, an immature boy that tries to act "tough".

Nenorocit, originally an old popular phrase, that literally translates as "unlucky", is now used in a powerfully pejorative sense, similarly to "motherfucker" in English. It is used mostly in the vocative form "nenorocitule".

Lăbar and labagiu are rough equivalents of jerk-off. They are used to describe a male who masturbates more often than is absolutely necessary.

Peşte, which literally means fish, colloquially refers to a pimp. The women who work for a peşte are: curvă, târfă, traseistă, botanista and muistă. Muistă & botanistă refers to a prostitute who specializes in fellatio. There is a male equivalent, muist that means "cocksucker" and generally refers to a homosexual male. Târfă also means "bitch" in some contexts.


Mai multe aici.


Monday, January 21, 2008

Glume la telefon

Telefon la macelarie:
- Alo, aveti capatana de porc?
- Da.
- Si picioare de porc?
- Si...
- Urat trebuie sa mai aratati!

Pula pula pula

rahatul ala de P1

Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba, cu ton de cearta: - Unde ai fost toata noaptea? - Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, la care ea a devenit salbatica si ne-am pierdut amandoi capul. In final, am ajuns la ea acasa si am facut dragoste nebuna toata noaptea. - Minti! Pun pariu ca iar ai incercat sa-ti instalezi ceva pe rahatul ala de P1.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

Moloko is really good shit



Moloko is good shit!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

Teoretic nu, practic, da!

A inceput sesiunea!
avem set complet:




Sunday, January 13, 2008

Mobile codes!



What are mobile codes?

'Mobile codes' are codes in the same way as ordinary barcodes are, but their matrix structure can hold more information. The codes are also mobile in the sense that you can use the camera on your mobile device to scan and decode them.

You can convert a web address (URL), a phone number, an email address or plain text into a mobile code. After scanning it with your camera phone, you will have instant access to the encoded information straight on the display of your mobile device.

Mobile codes are increasing in popularity. You can find them these days pretty much anywhere: as tags on flyers and posters; on business cards and CVs; in magazines and blogs; offline and online. They are a great way of sharing information with friends and communicating your message to strangers in a fun way.


Foarte tare! (http://mobilecodes.nokia.com/index.htm)

downloadeaza o aplicatie de aici!

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Gyuri beibi




The housest but still the sexiest

Temple beibi reloaded




De la corporate ('corporeit'). Atat.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

приветствия


O vodka buna ruseasca... Platinum!

Unde betia nu mai cunoaste limite!

Monday, January 7, 2008